Monthly Archives: January 2009

Paris Hilton, Paparazzi And Plonkers

Fancy being Paris Hilton’s British ‘best friend’? If so, you need the following: bad hair, bad skin, bad teeth, bad extensions, bad dye-jobs and bad clothes. If you’ve caught the promo trailers, you’ll know that I’m referring to ITV2’s new … Continue reading

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Pooh-poohing All Over That Poo Advert

I have watched a great deal of TV over the years; I’ve viewed the good (Brideshead Revisited, The Sweeney, Boys From The Blackstuff, Cheers, the ‘Up’ documentaries – 7 Up, 14 Up, 21 Up etc); I have dissed the bad … Continue reading

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Devil Of An Accent For Demons Star

The adage goes, ‘he who laughs last, laughs longest’. Over the years, I have howled at Dick Van Dyke’s excruciating attempt at a Cockney accent in Mary Poppins. No list of the worst movie accents ever is complete without it. … Continue reading

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